Today was a day for ruminating! Ruminating and toast. But not regular toast, DINOSAUR TOAST. Nothing goes better with ruminating than dinosaur toast. And the topic of rumination, you ask? Why feudalism, of course! Sure sure, its easy to romanticize feudal times, but seriously, that must have SUCKED. Living in squalor, omnipresent threat of pestilence, lack of education or hopes for advancement, waking up each day to the same crushingly boring tasks as the last... and no Heavy Metal. At all. That sucks, if I'm going into battle I want some MANOWAR to take with me, not some pussy lute player!
Thinking as such has filled me with hope. Hopeful hope. Why, if feudal life sucked so much whalecock, then that means MODERN LIFE MUST SURPASS IT! That=rock. See, that means that there IS a place for ninjas in modern society. Awesome breeds awesome, and suck breeds suck, so an awesome zeitgeist must breed awesome individuals, and everyone knows ninjas are the AWESOMEST individuals. Life affirmation complete.
Thus begins my new year, and thus continues my quest for honor and glory! GLORIOUS GLORY! I sincerely hope this year brings you as much fortune.
Thinking as such has filled me with hope. Hopeful hope. Why, if feudal life sucked so much whalecock, then that means MODERN LIFE MUST SURPASS IT! That=rock. See, that means that there IS a place for ninjas in modern society. Awesome breeds awesome, and suck breeds suck, so an awesome zeitgeist must breed awesome individuals, and everyone knows ninjas are the AWESOMEST individuals. Life affirmation complete.
Thus begins my new year, and thus continues my quest for honor and glory! GLORIOUS GLORY! I sincerely hope this year brings you as much fortune.
I read a lot of Howard and Lovecraft and Burroughs.