Hmm, well I guess since I've been around for a month or so I ought to throw some updateage this journal's way. If for no other reason than for my own personal edification (read: I should be doing work). But in reality, I am doing work right now! I'm watching Terminator 2 over again before a lecture I have to give on Wednesday. And what is this lecture for, you may ask? Why Russian Fairy Tales, of course! How better to educate 300 college undergrads in Slavic folk literature than through Schwarzenegger movies? No way I know! And I now realize that Linda Hamilton has no idea how to clear a jammed shotgun (hint: it isn't pump the gun repeatedly!). Also, Terminator 2 is totally sweet.
Speaking of Terminators, my friend Cody (he lives UPSTAIRS) just gave me his old Synsonics TERMINATOR GUITAR. When he told me it had a built-in amp I was excited, but not so excited as I was to find out that it is the EXACT SAME MODEL OF GUITAR I USED TO HAVE. Totally. Boss. I got most of the dumb old stickers and stuff off of it with some lighter fluid, and repainted the amp grille silver, but there is still some work to be done. Happily, the guitar works, but unhappily it still reads "NOFX" and "Sex Pistols" in old gold paint-pen. Eh, I'll find a way to remedy that. I also plan on affixing a sword blade on the underside of the frets so that I can be totally cool like the guy in Slumber Party Massacre 2 (but with a sword, not a drill). However, since the guitar miraculously still functions, I have dubbed it...DEATHSCALIBUR.
Cities will fall before our might. I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women. In short, many will die by my hand.
Speaking of Terminators, my friend Cody (he lives UPSTAIRS) just gave me his old Synsonics TERMINATOR GUITAR. When he told me it had a built-in amp I was excited, but not so excited as I was to find out that it is the EXACT SAME MODEL OF GUITAR I USED TO HAVE. Totally. Boss. I got most of the dumb old stickers and stuff off of it with some lighter fluid, and repainted the amp grille silver, but there is still some work to be done. Happily, the guitar works, but unhappily it still reads "NOFX" and "Sex Pistols" in old gold paint-pen. Eh, I'll find a way to remedy that. I also plan on affixing a sword blade on the underside of the frets so that I can be totally cool like the guy in Slumber Party Massacre 2 (but with a sword, not a drill). However, since the guitar miraculously still functions, I have dubbed it...DEATHSCALIBUR.
Cities will fall before our might. I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women. In short, many will die by my hand.
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