I read this on steveo.com and thought it was pretty hilarious. enjoy.
How To Get Laid When You're Famous
Febuary 4, 2006
Every famous man is familiar with the "I'm Not A Groupie Speech"-- it consists of a female civilian trying to tell a male celebrity that she is not a ho, tramp, or slut. It's almost as if these people actually believe that you...
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How To Get Laid When You're Famous
Febuary 4, 2006
Every famous man is familiar with the "I'm Not A Groupie Speech"-- it consists of a female civilian trying to tell a male celebrity that she is not a ho, tramp, or slut. It's almost as if these people actually believe that you...
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evilbully:
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evilbully:
be the happy robot.
evilbully:
i want to think its a chicken, but some days.....somedays i just dont fucking know what to belive
is it me? or are SG's getting prettier everyday? i'm so happy today i found my spiceworld vhs. but i have this really important test in like 8 hours, and i'm not gonna be getting to sleep anytime soon. i like comments, so if you guys leave some i'll totally give you oral. maybe. i love reading quinne's journal, but i sometimes get jealous because...
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kingoftown:
fan of reagan huh? she's pretty damn fantastic.
comments are fantastic aren't they? but that's a pretty daring trade for comments in your journal.
working every day isn't the greatest news. sorry to hear that.
i got that dvd copied for you. i'll send it to ya if you'd like. i'll shoot you a PM with other info.
comments are fantastic aren't they? but that's a pretty daring trade for comments in your journal.
working every day isn't the greatest news. sorry to hear that.
i got that dvd copied for you. i'll send it to ya if you'd like. i'll shoot you a PM with other info.
evilbully:
i leave for a week and miraculous things happen!
i leave for a week and miraculous things happen!
oh my FUCKING god. this new layout just made me cum a little. and GUITAR HERO?!!!! ommggggg.
beautiful_chaos:
this new layout sucks. go to gods girls.com and see who they ripped off. 
kingoftown:
why does that fucking guy keep showing up everywhere????
anyway, the new site layout is nice, i don't think i'm enjoying it quite as much as you are. damn!
i'm heading to my buddies tonight. he's got a bunch of black dvd's, so i;ll be making you a copy of the dvd later this evening. we'll have to figure something out as far as getting it to you.
just curious? why the hatred towards paige?
anyway, the new site layout is nice, i don't think i'm enjoying it quite as much as you are. damn!
i'm heading to my buddies tonight. he's got a bunch of black dvd's, so i;ll be making you a copy of the dvd later this evening. we'll have to figure something out as far as getting it to you.
just curious? why the hatred towards paige?
so i was at the local adult world and i saw the SG dvd. for 35 buckkkkks. fucking outrageous. in other news, im so tired and i can't sleep
kingoftown:
gorillaz fan i see. good for you.
i think i'll burn you a copy of my SG dvd. if you'd like.
i think i'll burn you a copy of my SG dvd. if you'd like.
kingoftown:
i'll get that taken care of. give me a few days, but i can do that for ya. i'll be in touch.
happy 6.6.06.
so i spent a measley 20 bucks at border's on The Bell Jar on audio cd. Maggie Gyllenhaal narrating, her voice driving me mad right now. "i like looking on at other people in crucial situations. If there was a road accident, or a street fight, or a baby pickled in a labratory jar for me to look at, i'd stop and look so...
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the all american rejects just officially butchered def leppard on vh1's rock honors. someone poke them in the eyeballs. 
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bleakronin:
The All-American Rejects are a disgrace to music period.
turbofink13:
give me a stick ill do it!