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so i went to 80's night and sang the cure at the top of my lungs and came to one conclusion..


I AM THE WORLDS WORST DANCER

i rather be shot then forced to dance. no amount of booze will ever get me on that floor. crown royal and coke a pack of marlboros and a chair leave me that and i'll dance while sitting. i met a girl last night that dosent take my shit that was kinda hot. i'm pretty sure she hates me but then again most girls do and i'm ok with that.
i gotta go pay my jewlery store bill for my 300 dollar watch i bought on credit that i never wear and have ended up paying like a million dollars for..


FUCK CREDIT AND DANCING!!!