okay so today I am going shopping for a wig, hosiery, make-up and a little black dress. I'm going to a party that I will make my return drag in. It's been years. My expectations are higher for my attire this time though. Really all I'm looking to do is turn myself on. Turning on a few others wouldn't be so bad either.
At work yesterday stuck in a lunch where people talked about cleaning products, *yawn*, get a life. I turned to my right wing uber-religious co-worker and said
You know I was thining about heaven on my way to work this morning and I think there's somehing wrong with it..
What?
Well, everyone wants to sit on the right-hand side of god and it's probably crowded by now. Then I thought of the left-hand side of god and decided that was probably pretty crowded. at this point too.. And then I figured it out. Heaven needs a carousel.
A carousel?
Yep. And god would love it because he's a diva, a superstar!
God's a superstar?
Oh yeah, it's all there in the Old Testament. worship me and no others, i'm a jealous god. He's a total diva. a superstar. He'd love everyone just rotating around
(blank stare)... (forced smile)... leave it to you to ad technology to heaven.
5 minutes later she left because she had "work to get done" on one of the slowest days of the year. Watching her struggle to be socially polite across from the blasphmer who is surely going to the hell she imagines and leaving because she just can't handle it was precious and sweet because I hold my tongue when she speaks just to preserve her small bubble. What makes people like her tick? I've a certain respect for her, but she tries my patience too much not to fuck with occassionally.
life is good today.
At work yesterday stuck in a lunch where people talked about cleaning products, *yawn*, get a life. I turned to my right wing uber-religious co-worker and said
You know I was thining about heaven on my way to work this morning and I think there's somehing wrong with it..
What?
Well, everyone wants to sit on the right-hand side of god and it's probably crowded by now. Then I thought of the left-hand side of god and decided that was probably pretty crowded. at this point too.. And then I figured it out. Heaven needs a carousel.
A carousel?
Yep. And god would love it because he's a diva, a superstar!
God's a superstar?
Oh yeah, it's all there in the Old Testament. worship me and no others, i'm a jealous god. He's a total diva. a superstar. He'd love everyone just rotating around
(blank stare)... (forced smile)... leave it to you to ad technology to heaven.
5 minutes later she left because she had "work to get done" on one of the slowest days of the year. Watching her struggle to be socially polite across from the blasphmer who is surely going to the hell she imagines and leaving because she just can't handle it was precious and sweet because I hold my tongue when she speaks just to preserve her small bubble. What makes people like her tick? I've a certain respect for her, but she tries my patience too much not to fuck with occassionally.
life is good today.