Thursday Apr 06, 2006

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IS THE WORLD READY FOR THE NEW 'GINA?" is what I just heard behind me on the Discovery Channel. And I turned around so fast my back cracked. I was just sure there was going to be some kind of animatronic vagina documentary on. It was to be the highlight of my day. Robotic poon. Alas, I misunderstood. And yes, I do think the world is ready for "the new China." What choice do we have?

Animatronic vaginas! Scientists, where are you?! robot + miao!! = blackeyed

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