I always wanted an account on Suicide Girls. Well, by "always" I actually mean almost two years, but who the hell is counting those things? Well, obviously I am. Let us just leave it at a mild form of OCD mixed with the will of a perfectionist to explain almost everything in full detail. And you think it's annoying.
I'm really not sure what I want to say other than the fact that yes, i do think naked females are sexy (for the most part), and no, I am not a lesbian. Ultimately I'd rather look at a naked female than a naked male, and no, you really shouldn't look too far into that. I now remember why i waited so long to get an account: By actually being able to see the entire sets I am once again unsure of whether I can actually become a SG or not. I'm a bit on the heavy side (it's all in my chest, i swear!
), and most of these gorgeous females wear under a size nine . . . how can a size nine compete with a size 2? HOW????? heh. I'd rather look than be one myself.

