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Wednesday Jan 23, 2013

Jan 23, 2013
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~~~~~~~SLITHERN'~~~~~~~~~~~

So, a SG friend of mine posted a pic with her red tailed boa constrictor nestled around her neck. Now mind you, she already is a VERY attractive young lady, indeed she is, but for some reason she seemed doubly attractive with her snake upon her shoulders and neck. love It was not a provocative pose, but still it was sexy. I began thinking, "Why do I find a woman with a snake around her so sexy?" (Ex: Britney Spears several years ago with the enormous yellow python draped over her while in a bikini on stage) I mean I could understand if I were a herpetologist and THAT was a solid connection between seeing a hot woman handling a snake and my man parts starting to tingle, but I have no formal education in the animal kingdom much less a profession dealing with cold blooded animals! I am in the oil industry for goodness sake. One would think that my loins would awaken if I saw a hot chick from Twin Peaks or Hooters splattered with some West Texas sweet crude eeek Oh, how the body works. I certainly would not equate my penis with a boa or python, but when I see those images like what my SG friend posted, my manhood does begin to hiss and slither. Ciao!

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