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Wednesday Mar 23, 2005

Mar 23, 2005
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Well fuck every thing with a 30ft inflatabile phallus!

Just went out for a few drinks with a friend. A girl I was seeing asked if I could meet her for a drink as she was bored of her company.

I obliged.

Apparently since I wasn't wearing black or the same type of clothes as last time I "was a different person".

Of course the sms messages, phone chat and time I spent at her place were just outweighed by the fact I wore my glasses and a blue t-shirt.

Clearly I deserved the rejection I got. I mean, if I don't wear black, then I clearly aren't part of the alternative scene.

I mean, how stupid am I?!

I have no tattoo's, so clearly (like I was told) I'm not fucking fit to like emo/rock/metal music.

Well I best go become an accountant or traffic warden, just like people expect of us non-tattooed,primary colour wearing freaks!

mad


I got annoyed and went to a club, where I met a girl I'd chatted to and kissed before.

She hopped on me and decided to forceably remove my lips through suction it seemed.
Didn't mind it much.
Till she said "oh I have a bf, I love him, I shouldn't be doing this". And general other statements like this.
And to my amazement she did, so I left it at that. She then called me a 'wanker' for leaving her, but called me worse for kissing her.

So I decided to walk home.

Some drunk nasty chick told me to "cheer the fuck up you pussy" on the way.

Oh how great!

Arrived back and managed to have a fight with my ex-gf via SMS.
Apparently the fact I was ignoring her was hurting her feelings!
She dumped me and now I ignored her text for a few hours I'm hurting her feelings?!

Women are fucking crazy. I'm going to bed.

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