Holy hell batman, that one was one crazy couple of days.
Saint Patricks Day was all fun and games. Well all drinking and rioting more like!
As usual when the entire city goes drinking from about 11am...by 11pm you get a rolling mosh up the main street.
Managed to avoid all the hassle though, went to a club. Got very drunk in a short period of time.
It was the green fairy's fault. That bitch is a total alco and a bad influence.
Evil monkies bought me a round of drinks which included
And of course that green bitch who started all the trouble
I swear you should watch out for that wing-ed harpy, she's all nice and charming in the beginning...but when she has you drunk enough it's all kidnapping and strap on dildos!
LET ME GIVE YOU ALL A TIP! DO NOT EAT KEBABS FROM SOME RANDOM PLACE AT 4AM ON SAINT PATRICKS NIGHT.
My bum bearly survived the encounter (attractive eh?)
I was humming Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" all day yesterday.
Apparently I went online at like 6am but I don't remember it. I had a conversation with a friend which included the word "tk4jahg5r".
So THATS what drunken slurs look like when typed.
I think it means "wow your hot can I spill beer on your shoes while leaning over to leer at you in a completely attractive and desirable way"
Went out last night too, met two girls and had a ball. Woke up today in bed, nekkid apart from a jumper I had on last night...but it was inside out and back to front! No idea how I managed that, or why I was wearing it. Still had my contact lenses in. And had a nice girl called Lisa in bed too...
I remembered her name was Lisa cause I had written "Girl = Lisa" on my hand at some point last night.
Hehe.
At least I must have been sobering up at the end of the night cause I remember coming home with her and our little games. (Like drunken sex and then the passing out game).
Still had the bloody condom on this morning. I did of course do the obligtory "slap yourself accidently in the balls with it trying to get it off in a hungover state"
That was nice.
Ow.
She loved me and left me, I feel so used. It's great! Hehehe.
Saint Patricks Day was all fun and games. Well all drinking and rioting more like!
As usual when the entire city goes drinking from about 11am...by 11pm you get a rolling mosh up the main street.
Managed to avoid all the hassle though, went to a club. Got very drunk in a short period of time.
It was the green fairy's fault. That bitch is a total alco and a bad influence.
Evil monkies bought me a round of drinks which included
And of course that green bitch who started all the trouble
I swear you should watch out for that wing-ed harpy, she's all nice and charming in the beginning...but when she has you drunk enough it's all kidnapping and strap on dildos!
LET ME GIVE YOU ALL A TIP! DO NOT EAT KEBABS FROM SOME RANDOM PLACE AT 4AM ON SAINT PATRICKS NIGHT.
My bum bearly survived the encounter (attractive eh?)
I was humming Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" all day yesterday.
Apparently I went online at like 6am but I don't remember it. I had a conversation with a friend which included the word "tk4jahg5r".
So THATS what drunken slurs look like when typed.
I think it means "wow your hot can I spill beer on your shoes while leaning over to leer at you in a completely attractive and desirable way"
Went out last night too, met two girls and had a ball. Woke up today in bed, nekkid apart from a jumper I had on last night...but it was inside out and back to front! No idea how I managed that, or why I was wearing it. Still had my contact lenses in. And had a nice girl called Lisa in bed too...
I remembered her name was Lisa cause I had written "Girl = Lisa" on my hand at some point last night.
Hehe.
At least I must have been sobering up at the end of the night cause I remember coming home with her and our little games. (Like drunken sex and then the passing out game).
Still had the bloody condom on this morning. I did of course do the obligtory "slap yourself accidently in the balls with it trying to get it off in a hungover state"
That was nice.
Ow.
She loved me and left me, I feel so used. It's great! Hehehe.
Heheheh, your story made me laugh - I used to have a dressmaker's dummy in my room, that paved the way for a lot of "fuck, it's a ghost/zombie/mad axeman!" screams in the middle of the night.
Ahahahaha...the drunken sex and passing out game is one I am familiar with. Worse is the passing out in the middle of drunken sex game.