at the request of fetha here you go!
BESTSURVEYEVER. (by Wendy and nobunnies)
1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
he spent more time on scarlett johansson, my girlfriend
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
my war would be against the lady with the big hair on the jesus channel for the lone fact that she drives me INSANE!! cut your hair and stop dying it pink damnit!
protestors would resemble the back hill church folk that hold up signs that read "god hates fags" on the IU campus (for those of you who know...you know)
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
in the movie now and then, the girl whos parents get divorced would play me (only older) and my lover would have to be either my current boyfriend (orlando bloom) or current girlfriend (scarlett johansson)...oh and they dont know about each other so if you wouldnt tell them that would be great thanks.
4. What flavor of coke do you next want?
i hate coke
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
that would make girls perfect...unless the mindset of each sex would go along with the member (or lack thereof)...then i would have to take the men with vaginas
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
for all the guys who think girls dont fart i have something to tell you...WE DO!...and sometimes even in public!
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
there are a few and most have to do with massive amounts of alcohol and waking up next to someone that i didnt remember sleeping with
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
plane tickets to anywhere in the world, chocolate of any kind, gift card to starbucks and best buy, video ipod, and jones cream soda
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
i think shes dying her hair platinum blond in her trailer right about now
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
The Catcher in the Rye (when they just enter their teenage years)
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
10 pounds heavier than now
13. Ever puked and run? Tell us your story, then join our club. http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=puke_and_run
the only time i had ever puked throwing up i was too drunk to stand up...therefore i have never puked and run
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story, then join our club.
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=2tired2finish
lately i masturbate whenever my roomate is gone and i can which is normally in the middle of the day...i've never been too tired to stop
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
my last name is yugoslavian
when i was younger my tounge got stuck to a pole in the dead of winter
usc should have won verses texas in the rose bowl
i play rugby
Guess which one is the lie
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
i cant cook so i would probably take them out
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
i'm the poo
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
cliche i know but i have loved it since i was little
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
of course! and it would involve a sex swing...
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
but only this lil guy...i really like walri
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
purple...i love purple
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
anything really...especially of the kinky variety
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal'?
15
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
because you like them
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
everytime i hear ice tray i think of this past summer and laugh...but personally, no
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
only whipping and biting...
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
you can stop having things to say but you can never stop having sex...
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
i go off if someone says im not smart...its the worst thing ever you could ever tell me is that and i promise it will be your last timem
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner
definitely both
tagged: elfin and purplepopo (just do it!!)
BESTSURVEYEVER. (by Wendy and nobunnies)
1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
he spent more time on scarlett johansson, my girlfriend
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
my war would be against the lady with the big hair on the jesus channel for the lone fact that she drives me INSANE!! cut your hair and stop dying it pink damnit!
protestors would resemble the back hill church folk that hold up signs that read "god hates fags" on the IU campus (for those of you who know...you know)
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
in the movie now and then, the girl whos parents get divorced would play me (only older) and my lover would have to be either my current boyfriend (orlando bloom) or current girlfriend (scarlett johansson)...oh and they dont know about each other so if you wouldnt tell them that would be great thanks.
4. What flavor of coke do you next want?
i hate coke
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
that would make girls perfect...unless the mindset of each sex would go along with the member (or lack thereof)...then i would have to take the men with vaginas
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
for all the guys who think girls dont fart i have something to tell you...WE DO!...and sometimes even in public!
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
there are a few and most have to do with massive amounts of alcohol and waking up next to someone that i didnt remember sleeping with
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
plane tickets to anywhere in the world, chocolate of any kind, gift card to starbucks and best buy, video ipod, and jones cream soda
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
i think shes dying her hair platinum blond in her trailer right about now
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
The Catcher in the Rye (when they just enter their teenage years)
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
10 pounds heavier than now
13. Ever puked and run? Tell us your story, then join our club. http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=puke_and_run
the only time i had ever puked throwing up i was too drunk to stand up...therefore i have never puked and run
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story, then join our club.
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=2tired2finish
lately i masturbate whenever my roomate is gone and i can which is normally in the middle of the day...i've never been too tired to stop
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
my last name is yugoslavian
when i was younger my tounge got stuck to a pole in the dead of winter
usc should have won verses texas in the rose bowl
i play rugby
Guess which one is the lie
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
i cant cook so i would probably take them out
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
i'm the poo
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
cliche i know but i have loved it since i was little
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
of course! and it would involve a sex swing...
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
but only this lil guy...i really like walri
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
purple...i love purple
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
anything really...especially of the kinky variety
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal'?
15
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
because you like them
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
everytime i hear ice tray i think of this past summer and laugh...but personally, no
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
only whipping and biting...
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
you can stop having things to say but you can never stop having sex...
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
i go off if someone says im not smart...its the worst thing ever you could ever tell me is that and i promise it will be your last timem
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner
definitely both
tagged: elfin and purplepopo (just do it!!)
Let the humiliation begin!