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tooshie etiquette?

here's a conundrum... i play in a musical group in which we mostly sit on the floor or on short little stools. one female member always wears low-rise jeans, which flop open when she sits, thus subjecting the rest of us to a major crack show. her ass crack's not all bad -- maybe a little big -- but if she were a guy, someone would surely throw a shit fit or at least start making wise cracks (no pun intended).

should i keep my mouth shut and enjoy the show, or ask her to kick that nasty crack habit and put it away?