oh shit, i'm fucked! i recently applied for an insurance policy, and they just sent a nurse over to my house to take urine and blood samples! as soon as i realized she was going to need fluids, i panicked and started drinking water like mad! while taking my pulse, she said, "your heart just skipped a beat." i bet! if they tell my employer, i'm so fucked...

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One does, of course, run into conservatives all over SG, but they're in the minority - I think that's what makes so many of them sarcastic, superior and defensive. I mean, they've probably been mocked and made fun of since the day they started posting, often by people funnier and smarter than they. so I'm really not surprised when they dish it back. On the other hand, for people to start making value-judgment laden replies to some of your first posts in a new group could not have felt very good either.
I like your old profile pic better...miss you too...