It was Super Cool Friendly Guys' birthday tonight, and I got really really drunk. Whew, man., I musta said Dude and Man two hundred fucking times. Ah man, that is how I know I am drunk.
Once the Dudes and Mans start coming a lot, I know it is time to quit. And I totally made out with this pretty cool lesbian chick named Devin tonight. I am not sure how to feel about that. I don't think it was cuz I reminded her of a chick, I mean, I do have a beard and all, haha, but whatever. It had been far too long since I had really kissed anyone so I was pretty pleased with the whole situation. Bwa ha. I am gonna go drink a lot of water, and hope I am not hungover for work tomorrow. When you run your own store and you are too hungover to show up, it is pretty sad, haha. Good night, everyone.
Ian
Once the Dudes and Mans start coming a lot, I know it is time to quit. And I totally made out with this pretty cool lesbian chick named Devin tonight. I am not sure how to feel about that. I don't think it was cuz I reminded her of a chick, I mean, I do have a beard and all, haha, but whatever. It had been far too long since I had really kissed anyone so I was pretty pleased with the whole situation. Bwa ha. I am gonna go drink a lot of water, and hope I am not hungover for work tomorrow. When you run your own store and you are too hungover to show up, it is pretty sad, haha. Good night, everyone.

Y'know, now that you've brought up the Maynard thing, that is pretty cool. GRRR! I can't wait for May 12 to get here!!!