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Wednesday Jan 11, 2012

Jan 11, 2012
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So it's a new year.... let's start it right with a proper Dialogue:

"Okay, pop quiz. Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because... A: Chicks think he's handsome, B: has cool car, C: has lots of cash, D: has no visible scars, E: does not live with parents."
"Okay, how about, F: you're a gimp. You know what you can do with your pop quiz?"
"Well, you know what you can do with your show? You can take a flying...
[a passing jet liner mutes out most of what he says] ...till the handle breaks off and you have to get a doctor to pull it out again!"
"You kiss your mother with that mouth?"

So I am no longer in the 'Stan, I ran into Oracle while in the 'Stan. I have now seen a good chunk of the world and am now looking for more contract work so I can wander the globe. I changed my profile cause I am not that person anymore.... and I hate to admit that.Thinking about changing my profile pic. I am constanlty stealing my internets from Starbucks. I lost 40+ pounds since I left. I had a surgery, varicose vein removed and am walking with a caine for 2 weeks. I have more tattoos. and finally I am thinking about moving to MTL.

so SG how have you been?
I am bored and have time to kill. So if you are in the GTA and want to hang out, let me know.

Have an Awesome evening. smile ARRR!!!
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
oracle:
Fuck the relish uniform. I normally wear a flight suit to work and that doesn't even work
Feb 14, 2012
bza:
you sure did!!!! and thank you so much!!!!! smile
Feb 19, 2012

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