I sleep walk. I know I sleep walk. This is not some new shit I discovered. It is not ambien or drug induced. I am just a weird ass. Example: Earlier this evening I went prop up the pillows on my bed and as I shuffled them around for the perfect television watching position, out fell a banana. A perfectly normal, uneaten, unblemished banana. So, here is what I suspect happened. At some point during the night, for whatever reason, my dumb ass got out of bed. I then walked to the far end of the house. I chose a banana from the bunch hanging from the banana hook. I had purchased some earlier yesterday afternoon. I took the chosen banana all the way back to the other end of the house and tucked that little fucker under my pillow for a good nights sleep. WTF?! Anyhow, it tickled me so I thought I would share.
P.S. I ate the fucking banana 🍌 I also bought some blood oranges. I expect one of them to be in my sock drawer tomorrow AM.
