Good Things About a Cold Snap
Less upsetting when some guy flips you the mitten instead of the finger
Naked guys on D-train now wearing Speedos
Unbearable stench of East River upgraded to just a "sickening smell"
Actually enjoyable to spill scalding hot McDonald's coffee on your lap
Husbands of Anna Nicole Smith stay fresher longer
Thrill of realizing your "reflection" in ice of Hudson...
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Less upsetting when some guy flips you the mitten instead of the finger
Naked guys on D-train now wearing Speedos
Unbearable stench of East River upgraded to just a "sickening smell"
Actually enjoyable to spill scalding hot McDonald's coffee on your lap
Husbands of Anna Nicole Smith stay fresher longer
Thrill of realizing your "reflection" in ice of Hudson...
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Signs Your Dog Will Not Win The Best in show award....
His toupee keeps falling off
Collar doubles as his medic alert bracelet
He's made by Sony
Dog is nearly an obscured by cloud of fleas
At press conference, went crazy and bit off another dog's ear
His bone structure would be considered outstanding if he were a cat
There's no award for "Most Drool"...
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His toupee keeps falling off
Collar doubles as his medic alert bracelet
He's made by Sony
Dog is nearly an obscured by cloud of fleas
At press conference, went crazy and bit off another dog's ear
His bone structure would be considered outstanding if he were a cat
There's no award for "Most Drool"...
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jax:
Nah I dont really feel them but when I drink something they get cold. 
deviance191x:
well then i guess my dog wouldn't win . . . well that and there isn't a category for mutt.
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during my hiatus i have been getting my life back in to less disorginization. one of the projects i have been working on is creating my left half sleeve.
i was wondering if i could get your honest opinions on what you would be your first thought if you seen this on a guys arm?
i took a picture of if it and uploaded it....
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i was wondering if i could get your honest opinions on what you would be your first thought if you seen this on a guys arm?
i took a picture of if it and uploaded it....
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galacticballet:
i think the tattoo will be incredible...it's a beautiful picture. If i happend to see it on someone i'd probarbly run up and annoy them by saying "hey can i see your tat"
you drew it right?
how's life going by the way
you drew it right?
how's life going by the way
tigress:
in about 3 days my account will expire and Ive already cancelled it so it doesn't automatically renew itself
Don't worry I'll write you a little poem before i go.
Don't worry I'll write you a little poem before i go.
life sux. computer crashed w/ all of the music that i wrote & recorded on it. work/personal life isnt much better. takin a break to get my shit back in order. peace
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deviance191x:
everyone has it bad sometimes, you'll move on. i thought my life was going to shit, but stuff always picks back up. there's just as much good as bad, just sometimes you're blinded by one or the other.
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lunna:
Just popping in to say hello and give you some monkey lovin'.
That happned to me before..sorry about that.
That happned to me before..sorry about that.
its monday and ive got the day off. i will now lock myself in my room until tomorrow and record my musical thoughts in hopes of getting the song that, well you know. peace
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ativan101:
Tony it's Tuesday dude.....are you still locked in your bedroom? Soon it'll be Wednesday......hello...... 
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ativan101:
Tony, it's not a top 9 or Top 10 but check out my joke today!!!!! 
Hope all is okay w/ you!!!!
Hope all is okay w/ you!!!!
no gig tomorrow night...we couldnt get our shit together 
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tigress:
hahaha! I always have bailey's in my coffee but yesterday I bought a liter of it and drank the whole thing by myself....I felt good yesterday but today I'm just fucked up
how ya doing sweetie????
how ya doing sweetie????
_kai_:
keep your head up.....
there'll be more opportunities.
there'll be more opportunities.
i have interviewed the freakyiest of the freaks for a potential roommate to occupy the extra room in my apartment and i have decided to take a chance and im goona let someone move in that i have never met in person and w/ a bulldog! 
oh yea, i may be playing at CBGB's monday night. i met a singer who's guitarist flaked out on...
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oh yea, i may be playing at CBGB's monday night. i met a singer who's guitarist flaked out on...
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esmee:
you flirt! :p
good luck with learning new stuff. you can do it!
bulldogs make the best roommates ever. err well english bulldogs do anyway, they're so cuddly and sweet.
good luck with learning new stuff. you can do it!
bulldogs make the best roommates ever. err well english bulldogs do anyway, they're so cuddly and sweet.
squiggly:
I love bulldogs. One of my babies is mostly pitbull but he also has a little english bulldog and he actually resembles a boxer. I haven't posted a picture of him yet. He is the sexiest dog I have ever seen, but, then agian, I am biased.
And it goes like this::
Dogs
Cats
Me
And it goes like this::
Dogs
Cats
Me
people never understand the importance of some thing that i have worked on religiously for the past eleven years.
there fore i go misunderstood.
there fore i go misunderstood.
ativan101:
Well ok.......what have you been working on for the past 11 years m-dear. I'm sure I'd understand!!!!!!!
Some suggestions on things to do in new york during a blizzard.................
Hand out thermal turbans to cab drivers
pee off of the brooklyn bridge to see it if freezes before landing in the river
Visit Time Square's new outdoor strip club: "Chapped Lips"
Hook up team of rats and start your own Iditarod
During high winds, spit off the Empire State Building and try...
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Hand out thermal turbans to cab drivers
pee off of the brooklyn bridge to see it if freezes before landing in the river
Visit Time Square's new outdoor strip club: "Chapped Lips"
Hook up team of rats and start your own Iditarod
During high winds, spit off the Empire State Building and try...
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ativan101:
Yes, I invited you......it's on me!!!!!!
But you guys gotta come into the city, I don't do Brooklyn!!!!! Or Queens or the Bronx.........I guess you get what I'm saying?
Anywhoo, just wanted to thank you again for the invite but I'm leaving in the am to head home for the Holiday weekend! I'll check in from there on my laptop.
Have a great weekend & you guys have a fabulous time!!!!!!! Be safe!!!!
TAKE CARE~
But you guys gotta come into the city, I don't do Brooklyn!!!!! Or Queens or the Bronx.........I guess you get what I'm saying?
Anywhoo, just wanted to thank you again for the invite but I'm leaving in the am to head home for the Holiday weekend! I'll check in from there on my laptop.
Have a great weekend & you guys have a fabulous time!!!!!!! Be safe!!!!
TAKE CARE~
mayameow:
Meow! (Meow!)
Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Trying To Kill You
10. You find a .22 buried in the litter box
9. "Fluffy" has been scratched into your will
8. your'e cats newest friends are named "fat tony" & "knukles"
7. The threatening meows on your answering machine
6. Your cat is on the episode of Springer titled "I Want My Owner Dead"
5. He's been...
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10. You find a .22 buried in the litter box
9. "Fluffy" has been scratched into your will
8. your'e cats newest friends are named "fat tony" & "knukles"
7. The threatening meows on your answering machine
6. Your cat is on the episode of Springer titled "I Want My Owner Dead"
5. He's been...
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rayn:
I wish I could sing too.
Your room is still for rent?
I haven't even thought about the show except to ask a friend to get me a ticket. I have been up for two days straight. My mom was doing really bad today and I thought I was going to have to cancel. I will try and take a pick of whatever I throw together so you can see
Your room is still for rent?
I haven't even thought about the show except to ask a friend to get me a ticket. I have been up for two days straight. My mom was doing really bad today and I thought I was going to have to cancel. I will try and take a pick of whatever I throw together so you can see
saintbrat:
Yea, that is too bad about Friday. You are right about making guy friends, it is tough! Are you going to the Philly party on Sat. Night?
Have fun at the dance and let me know how it goes.
I think I am going to put a SG logo on the back of my shirt.
Have fun at the dance and let me know how it goes.
I think I am going to put a SG logo on the back of my shirt.
i'd probably assume he was waving, but then i'm not a new yorker.