Signs Your Dog Will Not Win The Best in show award....
His toupee keeps falling off
Collar doubles as his medic alert bracelet
He's made by Sony
Dog is nearly an obscured by cloud of fleas
At press conference, went crazy and bit off another dog's ear
His bone structure would be considered outstanding if he were a cat
There's no award for "Most Drool"
It looks suspiciously like a small child in a dog suit
Takes a dump 24/7
His toupee keeps falling off
Collar doubles as his medic alert bracelet
He's made by Sony
Dog is nearly an obscured by cloud of fleas
At press conference, went crazy and bit off another dog's ear
His bone structure would be considered outstanding if he were a cat
There's no award for "Most Drool"
It looks suspiciously like a small child in a dog suit
Takes a dump 24/7
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