Some suggestions on things to do in new york during a blizzard.................
Hand out thermal turbans to cab drivers
pee off of the brooklyn bridge to see it if freezes before landing in the river
Visit Time Square's new outdoor strip club: "Chapped Lips"
Hook up team of rats and start your own Iditarod
During high winds, spit off the Empire State Building and try to nail someone in Newark
As a goodwill gesture, go down to Times Square and offer to "de-ice" a hooker
Play prank on crackhead by selling him vial of snow
convince some you hate that its safe to walk across the frozen east river
Throw snowballs at speeding cabs
Stay home and fax people photo copies of your ass
ps can i get your fax #?
Hand out thermal turbans to cab drivers
pee off of the brooklyn bridge to see it if freezes before landing in the river
Visit Time Square's new outdoor strip club: "Chapped Lips"
Hook up team of rats and start your own Iditarod
During high winds, spit off the Empire State Building and try to nail someone in Newark
As a goodwill gesture, go down to Times Square and offer to "de-ice" a hooker
Play prank on crackhead by selling him vial of snow
convince some you hate that its safe to walk across the frozen east river
Throw snowballs at speeding cabs
Stay home and fax people photo copies of your ass
ps can i get your fax #?
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But you guys gotta come into the city, I don't do Brooklyn!!!!! Or Queens or the Bronx.........I guess you get what I'm saying?
Anywhoo, just wanted to thank you again for the invite but I'm leaving in the am to head home for the Holiday weekend! I'll check in from there on my laptop.
Have a great weekend & you guys have a fabulous time!!!!!!! Be safe!!!!
TAKE CARE~