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Let's just say I have chicken pot pie issues and leave it at that.

Oh, I was attacked my chicken pot pie. I was sitting there, in the diner with friends, eating my steak and having a good old time, and the waitress puts a chicken pot pie down right next to me. I tried to ignore it and continue eating, but it was not to be denied. It attacked me. I looked down at it and it rushed up at me, and I had a facefull of chicken pot pie.

Actually, I might've just passed out and fallen face first into it. But, yeah. It tasted horrible.