I woke up today with plans to go to the museum. The girl I wanted to take cancelled again.
Anyway. The cancelled plans left me with no other option except my usual "I'll go to the woods today." Today was the worst outdoor experience ever. I was walking down the trail to meet White Josh when I stopped to take a piss. I unzipped my pants and swarm of mosquitos attacked my face, stomach, legs, ass, dick, etc. I didn't even have time to get my pants zipped up... I was running like hell deeper into the woods. So I spent the next 20 mins trying to find White Josh and the next 15 after that getting out of the woods. We both look like we got our asses kicked; welps and boils and bites and blood all over our bodies.
Worst day ever. I think I'll go to Huntsville now.
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Anyway. The cancelled plans left me with no other option except my usual "I'll go to the woods today." Today was the worst outdoor experience ever. I was walking down the trail to meet White Josh when I stopped to take a piss. I unzipped my pants and swarm of mosquitos attacked my face, stomach, legs, ass, dick, etc. I didn't even have time to get my pants zipped up... I was running like hell deeper into the woods. So I spent the next 20 mins trying to find White Josh and the next 15 after that getting out of the woods. We both look like we got our asses kicked; welps and boils and bites and blood all over our bodies.
Worst day ever. I think I'll go to Huntsville now.
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Oh and on the BFG's, either are nice.