iagobrass

Aw... our first turn of elections allmost made me "proud"..

you know, the most voted soab was, a Clown...
I mean, LITERALLY a clown!!! and he won over 200.000.000 votes!!!

Check out some of his Slogans (I'm translating it, but the overall meaning is as follows):

"I'm a Clown, Vote for me!"
"I'm Pretty, Vote for Me"
"I don't know what to do if I'm elected. So Vote for me and I'll try to figure it out!"
"If you vote for me, I'll be elected"
"I'm here to help the less fortunate. and by that, I mean my own family! Vote for me and I'll have money!"

He was allways either talking those slogan above, or simply doing a random stupid dance and saying NOTHING!! but he never said anything that he intended to do nor anything else about polictics.. o.o

And that ain't all, other candidacts who were also voted a lot included soabs whose slogans were something like:
"I play soccer for your team! Vote for me!"
"I'm a Whore, Vote with Pleasure, Vote for me!"
"I used to be a man, now I'm a woman, Vote for me"
"I am Ugly, vote for me"

And lots of other ridiculoously absourds!!

Yeah, I had to let it out in here.. Can't believe our Polictical Scene.... >.<