I wish I could grow a beard like this guy:
Yeah. Beards are so totally metal. According to the TV, shaving was invented to make men look younger. That's what's so great about seeing big beards on young'uns. While thirty-somethings are fanatically primping and preening their aging faces, these cherubs are sitting in a bar all day pissing their soft skin away like it grows on trees.
But since the hair on my chinny-chin-chin takes ages to grow, I've just settled for long, unkempt hair. Right now I look like an evil hippy with ink for veins.
Yeah. Beards are so totally metal. According to the TV, shaving was invented to make men look younger. That's what's so great about seeing big beards on young'uns. While thirty-somethings are fanatically primping and preening their aging faces, these cherubs are sitting in a bar all day pissing their soft skin away like it grows on trees.
But since the hair on my chinny-chin-chin takes ages to grow, I've just settled for long, unkempt hair. Right now I look like an evil hippy with ink for veins.
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ontothenext:
Def! Long hair on guys is the best!! Wait... so there aren't sharks in Lake Michigan??
ontothenext:
Drunk for 2 years straight? well thats something, isnt it? 