Today was O.K.
I've decided I'm going to ask the bank for a loan. I'll take out my piercings and wear a tie. I'll brush my hair in a smart fashion. I'll be typically conformist in a sexy kind of way. There are a couple of hot bank girls anyway. They'll appreciate it.
I will pay off both of my credit cards. This is good. One set of interest instead of two. No fees. No messing around with payments to here, payments to there. I'll earn enough each week to pay this single payment off, plus extra to bring the term down, and have enough to buy lunch daily. In case you haven't noticed, I'm quite small. I need food. I will have some savings. If something big came up that I absolutely had to go to, I could do it. If I see a nice pair of pants, I can buy them now, instead of... possibly never. And the fact that they cost $120 wont be such of a deterrent, because I have $120 in my account. Instead of zero.
This is good. This is very good. Money problems are something I don't want to have in addition to everything else. Money problems do not have to be. Approve me, bank.
I've decided I'm going to ask the bank for a loan. I'll take out my piercings and wear a tie. I'll brush my hair in a smart fashion. I'll be typically conformist in a sexy kind of way. There are a couple of hot bank girls anyway. They'll appreciate it.
I will pay off both of my credit cards. This is good. One set of interest instead of two. No fees. No messing around with payments to here, payments to there. I'll earn enough each week to pay this single payment off, plus extra to bring the term down, and have enough to buy lunch daily. In case you haven't noticed, I'm quite small. I need food. I will have some savings. If something big came up that I absolutely had to go to, I could do it. If I see a nice pair of pants, I can buy them now, instead of... possibly never. And the fact that they cost $120 wont be such of a deterrent, because I have $120 in my account. Instead of zero.
This is good. This is very good. Money problems are something I don't want to have in addition to everything else. Money problems do not have to be. Approve me, bank.
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typical shell sentence
'go suffocate on my flaps'
god damn it/s awesome!