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In regards to the opening act I saw Saturday night, A Grand Old Party:
"So that's what it looks like when you masturbate with a guitar."

Rilo Kiley was miles upon miles better. In fact, I have a new love in my life. Jenny Lewis's wonderfully long and shapely legs. And the fact that she chose to pose at various angles during "Break...
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I'm off to run games, play games, and generally act the fool downtown this weekend at everyone's favorite excuse to party in the South, Dragon Con. I'll be armed with dice and deoderant, so rules lawyers and funk beware my roth, for it is rothful. Roth is a word, right? Like wrath? I think so.

Now, I have to turtle offline into...
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I read Tarzan of the Apes recently.

I've got two things to say. One, jeebus, we've garbled that story to hell and back in less than a century. That whole "Me Tarzan, you Jane" bit? Not even mentioned once. The first language he picks up, of all things, is French, and by that point he's running around Paris and later Wisconsin, driving...
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I'm drinking rum out of a flask with the KGB logo and Lennin's head on it. Isn't America great?
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You know, for the son of a photographer I know surprisingly little about photography. Fortunately, I do know a lot about computers, and I'm a quick study when it comes to anything I get manic about.

Tangent: I ordered the kitschiest thing a few weeks ago, and it finally arrived. It's a silver flask with the KGB insignia on it. I don't...
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Where to start...well, why don't we try the name?

Despite presumtion of feminity that inevitably follows my favorite moniker, I am very much male, especially where it counts. There's a story behind it, though it's not particularly interesting. I'm an extremely comfortable person when it comes to sleeping. I can, and do, take naps anywhere. Left unattended, I'll sleep...
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