hypermediocrity

new house and painting with a friend?
check.

eating a sandwich in bed while stealing wireless?
check.

hot ass boyfriend coming over at 5am to spend the night and take you around the world in the morning?
check.

old friends calling to catch up?
check.

same hot ass boyfriend driving around the block to roll down his window, flash you a grin and wave?
check.

good job?
check.

life in order and complete happiness?
double fucking check.