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If your heart stops beating and you stop breathing, if I get to you quick enough, I can probably bring you back. If you get shot in the chest and your lung begins to collapse, I can help you breathe again. If your airway is completely obstructed, I can incise into your trachea and make you breathe. If your house is on fire, not only will I get to you inside, but I'll carry you out and then go back in and extiguish the fire. If you're in an accident, I have the tools and knowledge to remove you from the wreck as not to cause further harm. If you are exposed to any, and I really do mean any chemical, biological, or radiological attack, I'm really good at figuring out what you've been affected by and treating it. I teach little kids what to do if they are sick, injured, or home when the house catches fire. I can do all these things, I have for ten years.

Why then, when a girl walks up to me, all I can think to say is "hi."