hypercolakid

So I spent all day at the Santa Anita racetrack for the breeders cup. Unfortunately I wasn't doing any breeding, although I did meet a few cute girls, but nothing of the suicide girls quality. It was my first time at a racetrack. Seeing as I know nothing about horseracing I placed several bets, picking out the horses with the best name. Unfortunately my technique just didn't quite work. I really thought But Of Course would pull it off, but no! Damn jockey.
Just goes to show you that we should have the horses do an obsticle course instead, and the jockeys should be allowed to hit each other with sticks. The last man standing should win.

It was fun none the less. All that sun and beer has made me tired so I wont be going out tonight. Hope everyone else is having fun