...:walks out in restrictive unnatural fibers constituting an elvis-like jumpsuit:
:takes careful aim at television:
:pow:
:opens registered post from the white house:
:accepts Nixon's invite:
:opens beer:
:takes careful aim at television:
:pow:
:opens registered post from the white house:
:accepts Nixon's invite:
:opens beer:
finds a major priscilla
drunk happiness ensues