wow. four updates in three days. it's like i'm making up for lost time, or something.
i wasted all day on the internet doing nothing in particular.
i just found out a friend of mine (who i don't see or speak to nearly as much as i'd like) is in rehab. there's no need to hash out specifics or speculations, but it left me with a sad, sour taste in my mouth.
i start work on Monday. i have to wear a uniform- well, a uniform of sorts- black/white collared shirt, black/khaki dress pants, company ball cap and apron. but i get to keep all my jewelry in. "as long as no one complains", the manager told me. he was scheduling me over the phone, going over what days i was to come in. he got to next Wednesday and remembered that "that's the day the man is coming in", so he gave me that day off so as not to stir up trouble about my lebret piercing or excessive earrings. i was ammused.
i wish i had more friends here. i miss mel. i miss my new orleans friends. i need someone to have adventures with.
over and out.
-Hyena.
i wasted all day on the internet doing nothing in particular.
i just found out a friend of mine (who i don't see or speak to nearly as much as i'd like) is in rehab. there's no need to hash out specifics or speculations, but it left me with a sad, sour taste in my mouth.
i start work on Monday. i have to wear a uniform- well, a uniform of sorts- black/white collared shirt, black/khaki dress pants, company ball cap and apron. but i get to keep all my jewelry in. "as long as no one complains", the manager told me. he was scheduling me over the phone, going over what days i was to come in. he got to next Wednesday and remembered that "that's the day the man is coming in", so he gave me that day off so as not to stir up trouble about my lebret piercing or excessive earrings. i was ammused.
i wish i had more friends here. i miss mel. i miss my new orleans friends. i need someone to have adventures with.
over and out.
-Hyena.
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Congrats on the job. Sorry about the Uniform (sort of uniform).
And that shit always gets me, "so long as nobody complains?" What the fuck is that about anyway?
"Mr. Manager, i really like your coffee, but i'm having a hard time buying it here because that girl has piercings."
Oh, ok, well, X-hundred customers come in here and buy coffee daily with no problems, but since you're a prejudice bitch with no real gripes and haven't a worthwhile complaint that actually affects you or our business transactions, we'll force this person (whom we're already dressing in frumpy clothing and is doing her job perfectly well) to take out her BAD BAD jewelry to make your coffee buying experience better. Because i know sometimes that labret piercing oozes puss into the espresso machine and other times hinders her abillity to pour your mocha into a fucking mug.
Man, sometimes i love how bitter i am
And i guess i could lie to get a job. I love lying. But i think i'd rather lie to get a good job. Lying to get a scrub minimum wage job doesnt exactly make me feel that great. Although min wage here in oregon is $7.50 (or something close to that)
Either way, we really miss you too
When (emphasis WHEN) i get rich, i'll fly you guys out here (or wherever i may be)