As of yesterday I'm no longer a slumlord, at least until I buy another decrepit residential property and fill it with derelicts. 
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lassie:
Uh, I could use some hypnosis for my insomnia. Last night I had to take Peppermint Schapps and Nyquil to finally, finally get to sleep. Yes, I did a re-fucking-lax-a-tion CD too. Waves of anxiety. Mostly anxiety over not getting enough sleep. That's what they call viscious circle, no? Maybe your people can make a better CD for me. I'll pay.
thatwhichisnot:
You read Mark Leyner! I will now dribble in my shorts. Pardon me.