My review of THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS (contains spoilers):
PLOT SYNOPSIS: Four best friends are about to spend their first summer apart. Before they leave they find a pair of jeans at a thrift store that magically fits all of them perfectly, even though theyre all really skinny and one of them is tall and America Fererra is fat. I dont know, its magic. So they agree that theyll share the pants (theres a long, elaborate scene where they make up a bunch of rules for the pants sisterhood) and send them to each other over the summer.
So they all go on their separate trips and adventures, and of course, when they wear the pants, something important happens to all of them. At the end they acknowledge the pants might not really be magic, but its kinda vague. So, yeah.
MY (SEXUAL) RESPONSE: Okay, so I completely just went to this movie to make fun of it, but it turned out to be actually not bad. Fantastic acting by America Fererra and Amber Tamblyn. Also, there was not ONE girl in the movie I did not want to do. America Fererra So. Fucking. Hot. And she took off her pants. Mmmm. Amber Tamblyn also incredibly fucking hot. And sarcastic and adorable.
Rory Gilmore (have forgotten her real name) really hot on her trip to Greece to a soundtrack of bad womyn-type music. She also took off her clothes in this movie. Whats with her CRAZY GORGEOUS face? I dont understand it.
Blake Lively, the blonde oneWTF. She never didnt look like a porn star. She was supposed to be at this all-girl soccer camp, and every time you saw her she was wearing these tiny spandex shorts and running and tossing her long, blonde hair as sweat trickled down her tan, nubile body. At one point she actually poured a bottle of water on herself. When she put on the magic pants it was the most clothing she ever wore. Also, she was constantly surrounded by hoards of similarly nubile running girls in shorts. Im going to rent this movie again and masturbate to it because it is DIRTY, DIRTY PORN.
BEST SCENE EVER: Over the summer, Amber Tamblyn meets this 12 year old girl who is dying of lukemia and they bond and Amber Tamblyn learns to feel. So there's a scene where Amber Tamblyn is in the hospital with Dying Girl and she brings her the traveling pants and its like oh Amber, leukemia is a real disease. Pants are not gonna help. Also these pants are not ACTUALLY magic. Anyway, Amber starts facing her feelings with this dying girl, and its actually some incredible acting, shes like really breaking down emotionally, and its really powerful except its ruined by all this dialogue about the MAGICAL FUCKING PANTS. Amber sobs (re: the pants), "You have to take them, you have to let them help you and the little girl in her hospital bed goes, No, the pants have already worked their magic on me. They led me to you. So I could not stop laughing during this scene of this child dying.
Thats the end. Go see this movie if you want to become a lesbian, or if youre male, go see it to drool over the girls.
PLOT SYNOPSIS: Four best friends are about to spend their first summer apart. Before they leave they find a pair of jeans at a thrift store that magically fits all of them perfectly, even though theyre all really skinny and one of them is tall and America Fererra is fat. I dont know, its magic. So they agree that theyll share the pants (theres a long, elaborate scene where they make up a bunch of rules for the pants sisterhood) and send them to each other over the summer.
So they all go on their separate trips and adventures, and of course, when they wear the pants, something important happens to all of them. At the end they acknowledge the pants might not really be magic, but its kinda vague. So, yeah.
MY (SEXUAL) RESPONSE: Okay, so I completely just went to this movie to make fun of it, but it turned out to be actually not bad. Fantastic acting by America Fererra and Amber Tamblyn. Also, there was not ONE girl in the movie I did not want to do. America Fererra So. Fucking. Hot. And she took off her pants. Mmmm. Amber Tamblyn also incredibly fucking hot. And sarcastic and adorable.
Rory Gilmore (have forgotten her real name) really hot on her trip to Greece to a soundtrack of bad womyn-type music. She also took off her clothes in this movie. Whats with her CRAZY GORGEOUS face? I dont understand it.
Blake Lively, the blonde oneWTF. She never didnt look like a porn star. She was supposed to be at this all-girl soccer camp, and every time you saw her she was wearing these tiny spandex shorts and running and tossing her long, blonde hair as sweat trickled down her tan, nubile body. At one point she actually poured a bottle of water on herself. When she put on the magic pants it was the most clothing she ever wore. Also, she was constantly surrounded by hoards of similarly nubile running girls in shorts. Im going to rent this movie again and masturbate to it because it is DIRTY, DIRTY PORN.
BEST SCENE EVER: Over the summer, Amber Tamblyn meets this 12 year old girl who is dying of lukemia and they bond and Amber Tamblyn learns to feel. So there's a scene where Amber Tamblyn is in the hospital with Dying Girl and she brings her the traveling pants and its like oh Amber, leukemia is a real disease. Pants are not gonna help. Also these pants are not ACTUALLY magic. Anyway, Amber starts facing her feelings with this dying girl, and its actually some incredible acting, shes like really breaking down emotionally, and its really powerful except its ruined by all this dialogue about the MAGICAL FUCKING PANTS. Amber sobs (re: the pants), "You have to take them, you have to let them help you and the little girl in her hospital bed goes, No, the pants have already worked their magic on me. They led me to you. So I could not stop laughing during this scene of this child dying.
Thats the end. Go see this movie if you want to become a lesbian, or if youre male, go see it to drool over the girls.
remy