IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER DUMB SURVEY, LORD FORGIVE ME
Are you a procrastinator? i should be working RIGHT NOW
Are you happy? Why or why not? no. everything's fucked up.
Do you find this statement true: At one point in a girl/guy friendship one of them will like each other even if it's only for a lil' while.: not necessarily, but i think everyone THINKS about it, if only for a second.
Do you talk to your self? constantly. often i'll be in public and the imaginary conversation i'm having will get heated, and i move my mouth without realizing it and i look crazy.
Do you know what 143 means? Do you have any special "codes"? 57 is the number of el fagtastico, freddie's alter ego in the freddie stories. whenever i need a number i use that.
How do you react to change? badly.
How would you feel if you got a flower from a guy? i hate men.
How is your happiness level right now? (0-10) 3
If world war III broke out, what would you say? aw shit, i hope they don't put me and my homies in camps again
What 5 people do you trust and are open with the most? i really only have 2
What do you care about the most? my family/friends
What do you do to relief stress? hang out in leigh, it always destressifies me (ooh, wicked word!)
What do you think of guys who wear nail polishes? that is hot, hot shit.
What do you think of lies? What is the biggest lie you ever told? what the hell do you expect me to say? i LOVE lies? this is like a question jenny would ask on "the L word". i hate being lied to but i guess i never know when i am. my biggest lies are lies of omission.
What do you think of the quote "The eyes are the passageways into the soul"? the eyes aren't fucking passageways. if you want an opening into the soul, go for the ass.
What do you think of soul mates? if they exist, i don't think they're limited to romantic relationships.
What is a song lyric that means something to you? you are a china shop and i am a bull
What's something a guy can wear that'll turn you off? i hate men
what was the last thing you cried over or got teary about? it was pinteresque: supposed to be about my lost cd case, but really about a friendship that's gone to hell
What's something some one has done to make you hold a grudge against them? sigh
what's one physical feature that attracts you to a guy? heterocentric fucks. short hair is always good.
what's one personality trait that attracts you to a guy? i go for james dean-esque women: cool, tough yet inwardly troubled loners.
What's the nicest thing any one has ever told you? i'll cry if i think about that, because a lot of the things that have meant the most to me were said by people with whom i no longer speak.
What's your opinion on love? i hate it and it should die. i hate everyone who is in love. this is not a joke.
Who do you wish you were with right now? quilty
Who was the last person who complimented you? trent said i looked nice awhile ago. god, this survey is depressing me. now my happiness is like a 1.
what's one facial feature you'd like to change about yourself? i wish my face was less fat.
Would you go naked in a bathtub with a naked old man each of you having a bar of soap and soap each other till the bars of soap run out for a million dollars? i would do this for free
Would you rather be married in Venice Italy or Honolulu Hawaii? can i even marry a girl in italy? either's alright by me. depends if hilary duff and i decide we want a church or an outdoor ceremony.
Would you rather be rich with 15 kids or barely making it with only a dog? eek! could i pay the kids to go away? or could i have sex with them?
Your bf has hair you love. One day he shows up with a shiny head. what do you HONESTLY think? "you are a man, i hate you"
Are you a procrastinator? i should be working RIGHT NOW
Are you happy? Why or why not? no. everything's fucked up.
Do you find this statement true: At one point in a girl/guy friendship one of them will like each other even if it's only for a lil' while.: not necessarily, but i think everyone THINKS about it, if only for a second.
Do you talk to your self? constantly. often i'll be in public and the imaginary conversation i'm having will get heated, and i move my mouth without realizing it and i look crazy.
Do you know what 143 means? Do you have any special "codes"? 57 is the number of el fagtastico, freddie's alter ego in the freddie stories. whenever i need a number i use that.
How do you react to change? badly.
How would you feel if you got a flower from a guy? i hate men.
How is your happiness level right now? (0-10) 3
If world war III broke out, what would you say? aw shit, i hope they don't put me and my homies in camps again
What 5 people do you trust and are open with the most? i really only have 2
What do you care about the most? my family/friends
What do you do to relief stress? hang out in leigh, it always destressifies me (ooh, wicked word!)
What do you think of guys who wear nail polishes? that is hot, hot shit.
What do you think of lies? What is the biggest lie you ever told? what the hell do you expect me to say? i LOVE lies? this is like a question jenny would ask on "the L word". i hate being lied to but i guess i never know when i am. my biggest lies are lies of omission.
What do you think of the quote "The eyes are the passageways into the soul"? the eyes aren't fucking passageways. if you want an opening into the soul, go for the ass.
What do you think of soul mates? if they exist, i don't think they're limited to romantic relationships.
What is a song lyric that means something to you? you are a china shop and i am a bull
What's something a guy can wear that'll turn you off? i hate men
what was the last thing you cried over or got teary about? it was pinteresque: supposed to be about my lost cd case, but really about a friendship that's gone to hell
What's something some one has done to make you hold a grudge against them? sigh
what's one physical feature that attracts you to a guy? heterocentric fucks. short hair is always good.
what's one personality trait that attracts you to a guy? i go for james dean-esque women: cool, tough yet inwardly troubled loners.
What's the nicest thing any one has ever told you? i'll cry if i think about that, because a lot of the things that have meant the most to me were said by people with whom i no longer speak.
What's your opinion on love? i hate it and it should die. i hate everyone who is in love. this is not a joke.
Who do you wish you were with right now? quilty
Who was the last person who complimented you? trent said i looked nice awhile ago. god, this survey is depressing me. now my happiness is like a 1.
what's one facial feature you'd like to change about yourself? i wish my face was less fat.
Would you go naked in a bathtub with a naked old man each of you having a bar of soap and soap each other till the bars of soap run out for a million dollars? i would do this for free
Would you rather be married in Venice Italy or Honolulu Hawaii? can i even marry a girl in italy? either's alright by me. depends if hilary duff and i decide we want a church or an outdoor ceremony.
Would you rather be rich with 15 kids or barely making it with only a dog? eek! could i pay the kids to go away? or could i have sex with them?
Your bf has hair you love. One day he shows up with a shiny head. what do you HONESTLY think? "you are a man, i hate you"
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I am the lord high king of lazy.
Are you happy? Why or why not?
Yes. I have no idea why.
Do you find this statement true: At one point in a girl/guy friendship one of them will like each other even if it's only for a lil' while.:
Nah. But it occurs to both of them occasionally.
Do you talk to your self?
Always. I have conversations with fantasy people and fantasy versions of people all the fucking time. I also just talk to myself instead of thinking to myself... I dunno why.
Do you know what 143 means? Do you have any special "codes"?
No. Not that I can think of.
How do you react to change?
Crying and screaming.
How would you feel if you got a flower from a guy?
Flattered.
How is your happiness level right now? (0-10)
7
If world war III broke out, what would you say?
It's revolution time, baby!
What 5 people do you trust and are open with the most?
My two closest friends, my crush, and my online peeps.
What do you care about the most?
My friends, and entertaining others and myself.
What do you do to relief stress?
Punch things. Yell at people. Write in my journal.
What do you think of guys who wear nail polishes?
Fine, unless they're straight.
What do you think of lies? What is the biggest lie you ever told?
Lies are cool. I can't remember the biggest one I've told, I've told too many.
What do you think of the quote "The eyes are the passageways into the soul"?
"What pretentious bullshit. I fucking hate wannabe poets.
What do you think of soul mates?
Bullshit.
What is a song lyric that means something to you?
"If ignorance is bliss... then knock the smile off my face!"
What's something a guy can wear that'll turn you off?
The less a man wears, the more turned off I am.
what was the last thing you cried over or got teary about?
A girl.
What's something some one has done to make you hold a grudge against them?
Oppress. Censor.
what's one physical feature that attracts you to a guy?
Um... Being Cary Elwes.
what's one personality trait that attracts you to a guy?
Being Wesley from the Princess Bride.
What's the nicest thing any one has ever told you?
I don't know.
What's your opinion on love?
It's stupid.
Who do you wish you were with right now?
I call her George. But you can call her "Her Grand High August Queen of Lazy."
Who was the last person who complimented you?
Um... I think it was Mnislahi.
what's one facial feature you'd like to change about yourself?
Does my shitty eyesite count? If not, then forget it. I'm hot.
Would you go naked in a bathtub with a naked old man each of you having a bar of soap and soap each other till the bars of soap run out for a million dollars?
A million bucks? Fuck that, I'd just take it. He's old, he doesn't need it.
Would you rather be married in Venice Italy or Honolulu Hawaii?
Mnislahi lives in Italy...
Would you rather be rich with 15 kids or barely making it with only a dog?
I'd kill myself either way...
Your bf has hair you love. One day he shows up with a shiny head. what do you HONESTLY think?
"Wait, I'm gay?"
Would you rather be rich with 15 kids or barely making it with only a dog?
I AM barely making it, and I have two dogs and two cats... and tons of fish. Animals keep me sane.