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Ok for those of you with a good sense of humor here are some religious jokes I found in an old box....

What do they call Pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds

Who was the greatest financier in the bible?
Noah, he was floating his stock while everyine else was in liquidation

What was the greatest female financier in the bible?
Pharaoh's daugther, She went down to the Bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet

What kinds of motor vehicles are in the bible?
God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury, David's Triumph was heared throught the land, And maybe a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Who was the greatest comedian in the bible?
Samson, he brought the house down.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the bible?
Moses, he broke all ten commandments at once.

Which bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.

Why didnt they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.

Well those are some I got when I use to go to church.... I aint religious but they are still some what humorous....

Had to work today.... On my day off can you believe it... Its cool it was a slow day so I got to see a bootleg version of Kick Ass on my psp... It was a good movie.... Had its moments....
Well thats all for now....
priscila:
thanks too
kiss
May 2, 2010
iluvenis:
muchas gracias por tus palabras, ahora me encuentro mejor smile
todo tendra su tiempo.
besos
May 3, 2010

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