humanjunk

First reaction.


1. Beer: Hey! Woo!

3. Relationship: Incest.

4. Purple: Pince.

5. Power Rangers: Ultra Man was cooler.

6. Weed: Herbicide.

7. Steroids: I knew of a kid who thought he was shooting up steroids when it was just syringes full of canola oil.

8. Cartoons: Aeon Flux.

9. The President: "In all you son's of man, I can be accident."

10. tupperware: Preserves dead babies better than plastic wrap.

11. Florida: Please sink into the fucking ocean.

12. Santa Claus: Pedophilia.

13. Halloween: Sacrificing puppies.

14. Alice: Jefferson Airplane.

15 Went on: the booze cruise.

16: MySpace: helps me waste time.

17. Worst fear: Cake.

18. Marriage: The Devils Rejects.

19. Paris Hilton: I can appreciate the finer things in life.

20. Patrick: "Diagnosis: orgasm."

21. Redheads: "Trust me, I'm a doctor."

22. Blondes: I will scalp you, yellow head."

23. One night stands: Responsibility.

24. Donald Trump: I'll give him something to fire in my fucking pants.

25. Neverland: "Heal the world."

26. Pixie Stix: Raven's Revenge is better.

27. vanilla ice cream: Martin and Lewis.

28. Hooters: Their food and the women look, smell and taste like shit.

29. High school: Pure, unfiltered shit.

30. Pajamas: My cat has cool ones.

31. Woody: Buzz Lightyear was a superior toy.

32. Wet Socks: Athlete's foot.

33. Love: Herpes.