hrlyqunn

up at the crack of dawn

no thats not true

i dont know anyone named dawn and therefore cannot wake up to her crack

hahahahahaha

oh im so tired

but im the kinda tired that you know you wanna sleep but you also know you have a bahzillion things to do so you shouldnt go back to sleep

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i need a maid
and a butler
and a valet

i need to be rich

damn it