hrlyquinn

My boyfriend is a big, goofy sweetheartbut sometimes he acts like a total dumbass. For example, yesterday when I was leaving his house, he asked if he could see me that (Sunday) night. I said sure. On his break around 5pm, he called me and when we hung up he said hed see me later. Now it is almost 9pm on Monday and I have yet to hear from him. Its possible that he is lying in a ditch somewhere with his phone inches away from his hand, wanting desperately to call mebut I doubt it.

Sowhen the boy does finally get around to contacting me, I need a suitable punishment. Ideas I have so far are tar and feathering him, calling a bunch of 900 numbers from his house, or short-sheeting his bed. Anyone else have ideas?


*******************
In other news, Mle and I had a really amusing conversation today.
Mle: What do you think of spanking?
Me: You mean personally or in general?
Mle: Whatever.
Me: Well, I think its coolI mean, I dont personally like it, but I think its cool that other people do it and Im glad they enjoy it---
Mle: HahahaI meant in reference to kids!

In fairness to both of us, she brought this up in the midst of a conversation about guys and some people were walking by with children at the same time. We both had a good laugh over that one.