My 18 year old brother amazes me. He just moved home from college for winter break. He's been back at my parents' house for three days. Last night, he had some girl over and they thought it would be a good idea to drink in the basement. She got too drunk, went upstairs, stumbled around the kitchen, and passed out, waking my mom up in the process. Now my brother is in a crapload of trouble. I'd like to point out that both my other brother and I have our own apartments and have told the youngest brother that if he wants to, he is welcome to come over if he needs a place to party. He apparently thought my parents' house was a better idea. What a fucking tool.
Edited to add:
My brother just IMed me to ask how you get vomit out of the carpet. Dumbass.
Edited to add:
My brother just IMed me to ask how you get vomit out of the carpet. Dumbass.
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goob:
ok... and you'd rather have him party at your place, so you can show him how to clean up vomitcarpet in person?
williamtrinity:
hey now...you were once 18 and retarded too. don't be hard on him.