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My boring life just hasn't led to any good update material lately. So I'm gonna recycle (and slightly modify) a list that was hidden deep inside Vampiress's blog. And so that she doesn't feel too cheated that I'm sharing all my formerly "secret" information with the rest of the Suicide World, the least I can do is post a photo of her here.



Six Things To Do Before I Die
+ Vacation with one or more SGs (or at least shoot a photoset)
+ Retire
+ Write a novel
+ Piss on a politician - the higher-ranking, the better
+ Convince a friend or relative to name their child "Howdy"
+ Travel to Macchu Picchu

Six Things I Cannot Do
+ Be with someone who makes me unhappy
+ Accept that peroxide blonde hair and breast implants on a woman is sexy
+ Achieve athletic greatness
+ Enjoy country music
+ Write even moderately good poetry
+ Play saxophone (or bassoon) at anything above a high school level

Seven of My Favorite Books
+ You Can't Go Home Again
+ One Hundred Years of Solitude
+ Lolita
+ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
+ Blindness (Saramago)
+ The Flounder
+ Lanark

Seven (or more) of My Favorite Movies
+ Brazil
+ Prospero's Books/Drowning by Numbers
+ Raising Arizona
+ Chasing Amy/Dogma
+ Monty Python and the Holy Grail/Jabberwocky
+ Animal Crackers/Duck Soup
+ Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

Now that you know nearly everything there is to know about me, don't hesitate to share something about yourselves too. Or else I'll have to tag some of you.