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I had forgotten how much Palm Springs, CA sucks. Why did I hate Portland so much? Oh, that's right, I was depressed and shy.
Anyway, if you haven't been to Palm Springs, then don't go. Seriously, let me save you the trouble and tell you what it's like:

Vacant lots of sand and dead desert plants
Hot
Boring
Full of mean rich people


Now you know. It is NOT located anywhere close to the beach, so don't even fancy, for one second, that you'll enjoy being outside.