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so friday night i was dozing off to sleep when my wife yells "give me your hand!!!" and i sit upright frightened and put my hand in hers she puts it to her belly and i feel the baby kick for the first time...it was awsome then the next day i was talking to her belly and for some reason i decided to make the fat albert voice into her belly button and scared the crap out of the baby which lashed out and squeezed my wifes pancreas so she told me never to do that again cause it totally scared the baby