I went to drive a Scion xB. Venice hates me for it:
Hotpockets: I went to drive the Scion xB, the box on wheels
Venice: It's a box on wheels, it's hideous.
Hotpockets: You mean gorgeous.
Venice: No that's not at all what I mean.
Hotpockets: It's a little bit funky.
Venice: No, it's a lot bit ugly.
Hotpockets: Is it friendship-breaking ugly?
Venice: Yes.
Oh noes. Oh well. It's still a hypothetical. It's definitely not the greatest driving experience I've had, but then again, that's not what I was looking for. It definitely has potential. It's a nice, reliable, small car with a whole bunch of space inside and carrying capacity. All of the seats lay flat and it takes a full-size air mattress inside! Wow. They also offer $400 discount to recent college graduates, so that's definitely a little something.
Also, some guy saw my old dilapidated GTi sitting in the lot of the garage, and he wants to buy my wheels, so hopefully I'll be getting some cash for that. That'll allow me to fix everything with my current GTi to satisfaction.
I'm still continuing the job search, hopefully I can get something cool. I just applied at Nike today.
Hotpockets: I went to drive the Scion xB, the box on wheels
Venice: It's a box on wheels, it's hideous.
Hotpockets: You mean gorgeous.
Venice: No that's not at all what I mean.
Hotpockets: It's a little bit funky.
Venice: No, it's a lot bit ugly.
Hotpockets: Is it friendship-breaking ugly?
Venice: Yes.
Oh noes. Oh well. It's still a hypothetical. It's definitely not the greatest driving experience I've had, but then again, that's not what I was looking for. It definitely has potential. It's a nice, reliable, small car with a whole bunch of space inside and carrying capacity. All of the seats lay flat and it takes a full-size air mattress inside! Wow. They also offer $400 discount to recent college graduates, so that's definitely a little something.
Also, some guy saw my old dilapidated GTi sitting in the lot of the garage, and he wants to buy my wheels, so hopefully I'll be getting some cash for that. That'll allow me to fix everything with my current GTi to satisfaction.
I'm still continuing the job search, hopefully I can get something cool. I just applied at Nike today.
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