horrorflick

I tried to e-file my tax return today. It turns out that someone stole my SSN and filed a fraudulent return using my information. I'm beyond enraged. If I had what I wanted right now it would be a very short list that would go something like this: The meth-addict/child-fucker who stole my SSN, one of those clear plastic raincoats, duct tape, some of my favorite knives, goggles and one of those cheap self-storage units for a day. Oh, and fuck the IRS and TurboTax.