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Bill

Age: 34

Sign: Virgo

Sex: Does it matter?

Political leanings: Dolchanite

Pasttimes: Eating, jerking off, poking badgers with spoons, laughing at douchebags, smoking, drinking, scary movies, asking strange women for tampons, glue...

Job: I guess...

Combs: left

Hangs: left

Driving record: "I got warrants!"

Appointments: Honorary member: Dirty Rotten Pricks of America.