What an exciting and bizarre week we have had....


Traveled to mother fuckin Cincinnati since I donned the digi camo... sadly realized that she has gotten even more vibrant and beautiful than when I first fell in love with her. We came for the Oktoberfest and stayed for the good company. After a 9 hour drive on Friday, we went straight to the Haufbrauhause (I...
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If I see another "Eat, Pray, Love" commercial, I am going to throw myself into the ocean.

Work is a pain in the ass some days... but it could always be an hourly wage job, which would suck even more. My tolerance for bullshit is getting lower and lower every day. I can't handle people talking down on one another. We're all doing the same job so shut the fuck up and play nice.

We made the most delicious truffles in the...
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Let's talk dual masturbation...

I am back on SG after a brief hiatus. Also, I recently found an old account, which was pretty funny. Still can't access the one from 5 years ago when I was zotted.

One of the reasons why I love the internet so much is that you can find these old manifestations of yourself... nearly unrecognizable... hidden in your old stomping grounds. Randomly, you come...
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Thank invisible god it's friday! And I don't have any gig this weekend either so it's smooth sailing. Z and I are going to the beer festival on saturday and can hardly wait. When we went to the Cincinnati Beer Fest, we were plastered off samples by 9 PM. I'm hoping to take my time tomorrow and only try the beers that I haven't had....
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"Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-o, and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have. " Penn Gillete

I was an atheist before I even knew there was a word for it. My life is so much more full and beautiful...
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It could be just because I'm in the Army....

... but adding a "hooah" to a sentence every once in a while is absolutely necessary!

Very new, very scary, very sexy things are on the horizon for me and my man.

Reunited and it feels so good.