this 18 yr old girl comes into the store all the time and asks me to sell her booze (which i never do because the right offer never comes, so to speak) so, she looks over at my 88' 89' honda civic (i'm not sure what year it is) and says,
"is that your pimp ride?" and laughs.
so i say
" do you know what a pimp is?"
" they make woman suck-off and fuck old men for money. and then they take that money from them and if it's not enough , they beat the shit out of them"
"so, do you really wanna know if that's my pimp ride?"
i haven't seen her since.
"is that your pimp ride?" and laughs.
so i say
" do you know what a pimp is?"
" they make woman suck-off and fuck old men for money. and then they take that money from them and if it's not enough , they beat the shit out of them"
"so, do you really wanna know if that's my pimp ride?"
i haven't seen her since.

i'm sure suzie sugar has plenty of plans for her future purchass of pimp rides and plenty of booze
congrats on the pharm tech program thats awsome...maybe you .can do my hemistry homework.
glad i got to make you smile...i get a little fuzzy just thinking about you too