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Today is just one of those days....
I wake up this morning, go to let my Mom's dogs outside to go to the bathroom and find that they already went on the floor. Twice. So I had to clean that up. It was so gross that I was gagging and almost threw up. So then I let them outside for 15 minutes and when I let them in, the min pin goes directly to the kitchen floor rug and pisses on it. FUCKING STUPID DOG! I cant wait till my mom gets back from Europe so I don't have to deal with them!! What Horrible horrible animals!
So then I go to get my keys and leave for work and I can't find them. I look all over the house then I look in my car and realized I've locked them in my car. I spent 20 minutes outside with a wire hanger attempting to get the damn thing unlocked. I got so frustrated that I kicked my car and gave up. So I go in my Mom's house and search for her keys, praying that she left them there. 10 minutes later I find them. Score. Now, I had to get her car out of the garage, but the only problem is that my car is parked directly behind it on the drive way. So I spent another 20 minutes shimmying her car out. I hit about everything in the garage and also my front bumper several times, BUT I did get the car out. So I'm driving to work, getting ready to get on the highway and realize I've left my dispatch book at the house, so I had to go back and get that...
So now I'm at work...HOPING the rest of the day does okay. Today is one of those days I probably should have just stayed in bed.
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Today is just one of those days....
I wake up this morning, go to let my Mom's dogs outside to go to the bathroom and find that they already went on the floor. Twice. So I had to clean that up. It was so gross that I was gagging and almost threw up. So then I let them outside for 15 minutes and when I let them in, the min pin goes directly to the kitchen floor rug and pisses on it. FUCKING STUPID DOG! I cant wait till my mom gets back from Europe so I don't have to deal with them!! What Horrible horrible animals!
So then I go to get my keys and leave for work and I can't find them. I look all over the house then I look in my car and realized I've locked them in my car. I spent 20 minutes outside with a wire hanger attempting to get the damn thing unlocked. I got so frustrated that I kicked my car and gave up. So I go in my Mom's house and search for her keys, praying that she left them there. 10 minutes later I find them. Score. Now, I had to get her car out of the garage, but the only problem is that my car is parked directly behind it on the drive way. So I spent another 20 minutes shimmying her car out. I hit about everything in the garage and also my front bumper several times, BUT I did get the car out. So I'm driving to work, getting ready to get on the highway and realize I've left my dispatch book at the house, so I had to go back and get that...
So now I'm at work...HOPING the rest of the day does okay. Today is one of those days I probably should have just stayed in bed.
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my, you're radiant