hophead

I'm house/dog sitting my Mums place till next Friday. It's only been two days and her one dog (a miniature pincher) is ALREADY driving me nuts. I cant walk around it because it constantly jumps at me and walks right where I'm stepping. I keep putting it outside in fear that I'm going to crush the damn thing. Don't get me wrong, I love animals, but this dog...you cant even hold it or pet it because it wont effin stay still. She is one of "those" dogs. Oh...and she pisses on herself when she gets excited...



:update:

So I bought a bottle of Merlot on the way to my mums today and managed to spill 1/4 of it on myself and my mums CREAM colored carpet. I couldn't find a cork screw at her house so i went and got a super cheap one and it....er....didn't open the wine to well....(okay it was actually more like a battle between me and getting the effin cork out) Luckily most of what was spilled got on me....
woops...