Well, exactly 7 days until i am in a white dress sweating my tits off in front of all of my favorite people. Just so all of you attendees know......you will get to see me cry, a rare thing indeed.
Things are going well. Busy as FUCK!!!! I have the flower girl outfits made, the flowers are planted, the carpets steamed, all blankets washed for guests, kahlua is made, vodka is purchased, wine is purchased, one room left to clean, dress is getting screen printed tomorrow, mom gets here Tuesday night, i get a pedicure and nails done on Tuesday, i am burning cd mixes monday night, i have to do a huge shopping trip to costco, make salad for over a hundred people, decide what we are eating at rehearsal dinner, hound all of the wedding party to come to the rehearsal dinner, call the rude fucks who did not RSVP but said they were coming, go to portland for a kilt, candy, and 16 eye boots, make sure all outfits are done and ready, make sure he lawn is mowed, meet the port o potty boys for placment, pick up people at the airport, be a fabulous hostess, clean all of the walls and windows in my house, clean the rest of my garage, and make the ring bearer pillow. That is alot of crap.....and there's more i am sure. I have it all handled.
Now if i could stop having nightmares about it all falling apart while guests are waiting!!!!!
On the upside, Cam is at grandmas until the day before so i don't have to stress about his room, or getting him to school.
Downside? We are BROKE! The cell phone is no longer dialing out because i owe them 200$. Oh well.
Josh and i are having rad sex as loudly as we want, we get to go out and play pool whenever we want.
If you are interested in sending us something besides money for a gift, we are registered at:
Target, Macys, and Sears.
I will be glad when we are all drunk and there is no more planning to be had.
Don't forget: The bachelorette party is the day AFTER the wedding!!!
Things are going well. Busy as FUCK!!!! I have the flower girl outfits made, the flowers are planted, the carpets steamed, all blankets washed for guests, kahlua is made, vodka is purchased, wine is purchased, one room left to clean, dress is getting screen printed tomorrow, mom gets here Tuesday night, i get a pedicure and nails done on Tuesday, i am burning cd mixes monday night, i have to do a huge shopping trip to costco, make salad for over a hundred people, decide what we are eating at rehearsal dinner, hound all of the wedding party to come to the rehearsal dinner, call the rude fucks who did not RSVP but said they were coming, go to portland for a kilt, candy, and 16 eye boots, make sure all outfits are done and ready, make sure he lawn is mowed, meet the port o potty boys for placment, pick up people at the airport, be a fabulous hostess, clean all of the walls and windows in my house, clean the rest of my garage, and make the ring bearer pillow. That is alot of crap.....and there's more i am sure. I have it all handled.
Now if i could stop having nightmares about it all falling apart while guests are waiting!!!!!
On the upside, Cam is at grandmas until the day before so i don't have to stress about his room, or getting him to school.
Downside? We are BROKE! The cell phone is no longer dialing out because i owe them 200$. Oh well.
Josh and i are having rad sex as loudly as we want, we get to go out and play pool whenever we want.
If you are interested in sending us something besides money for a gift, we are registered at:
Target, Macys, and Sears.
I will be glad when we are all drunk and there is no more planning to be had.
Don't forget: The bachelorette party is the day AFTER the wedding!!!
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nataskaput:
no my upper lip is stiif and smells like stale whiskey
fridgemagnet:
Dude, I can't come. But I'll send you a present, what do you want?