Well, i got my taxes back the day before my birthday.........a very bad combination. I bought a much needed $92 pair of pants that are long enough to wear with heels. It's a ridiculous amount to spend, i agree, but they bring me happiness.
We were so behind on our bills that most of it went to bills. That money was supposed to be for the wedding.........now we will have to get family to pitch in and start saving. I hate saving money, i like spending it. See above.
My birthday was good, thank everyone who stopped to wish me a good one. We went and saw my friends band play, the sound guy was a d-bag and i hate him for it. We watched some hot 80's gay porn and ate cake. We went to the MOST BORING strip club EVER......i could have taken a nap. Come on ladies, give me somethin'.
There has been some upheaval in the sex life of yours truely as of late.........mostly just life getting in the way o doing it. I hate when our timing is off, he's too tired one night, i'm too tired the next. Having a depressing sex life makes me want to hibernate. I miss the old days when doing it in the middle of the day on the couch was feasible.
I'm tired of winter, i am ready to go play in my garden. I got new sheers and gloves for my birthday. I miss the sun.

We were so behind on our bills that most of it went to bills. That money was supposed to be for the wedding.........now we will have to get family to pitch in and start saving. I hate saving money, i like spending it. See above.
My birthday was good, thank everyone who stopped to wish me a good one. We went and saw my friends band play, the sound guy was a d-bag and i hate him for it. We watched some hot 80's gay porn and ate cake. We went to the MOST BORING strip club EVER......i could have taken a nap. Come on ladies, give me somethin'.
There has been some upheaval in the sex life of yours truely as of late.........mostly just life getting in the way o doing it. I hate when our timing is off, he's too tired one night, i'm too tired the next. Having a depressing sex life makes me want to hibernate. I miss the old days when doing it in the middle of the day on the couch was feasible.
I'm tired of winter, i am ready to go play in my garden. I got new sheers and gloves for my birthday. I miss the sun.

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Thank you! I'm of HIGH AUTHORITY, so don't act like you don't want to drop them panties. Ladies can't resist b-list bloggers.
Wow, that's beautiful.